Way better than Spin the Bottle
We trust each other in matters of LOL, right? Then believe me when I grasp your internet hands and look into your eyes and tell you that you can't live another moment without watching this video. Andy...
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Any attorneys out there? I have a legal question!
Okay, so when you file for bankruptcy, do you get a court-appointed make-up artist or do you just get a make-up artist stipend? If anyone knows, please get back to me because I'm thinking about...
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We should probably read.
Not blogs or tickers at the gym, hookers. I'm talking books. This is my list and it's mostly presented without comment because there's nothing worse than someone saying "THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER,"...
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Sad.
By now, you probably all know that Russell Armstrong committed suicide last night. I keep deleting what I have written because it just sounds so trite and gross. No matter what we thought of him, this...
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"Shut your mouth. Oh, and THANK YOU JESUS!"
The very best thing about On Display--besides the fact that it serves as the background music for my every thought--is that it's all about the downside of fame. How weary Melissa is of being...
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THANK YOU JESUS! (this time from me)
Jeff Lewis and his new show, in the LA Times. Get on it.
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I am about to go philosophical on your ass
The people who want to be on reality tv (i.e. Teresa, Jill, the Countess)--are they just generally terrible people? Or do you think reality tv turns them into terrible people? Would you be on a...
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The RHONY bloodletting!
Can you imagine the screaming and crying that must be going on at Jill's apartment right now? Oh boy. Bethenny needs to be extra careful today, you know what I mean? I'm not surprised Jill being let...
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I cannot really even preface this. You just need to watch it. Peeno Greeeee-jio! Doesn't it make you want to hone your own Ramoner impersonation? God, yes. Thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID, the...
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I'm headed to Casa Bonita tomorrow so if I don't return, these are my final...
1. I was Rachel Zoe's biggest defender when her show first came out, but this season she and Joey are driving me to DRINK. "Okay Rach, let's rehearse. I say something that is sterotypical campy...
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The best moment from last night, slightly reinterpreted
"What medications am I on? Hmmm. Let's see. Chloroform, marzipan, listeria, tiricisjsjiengns and the odd spray of cranberry fir room freshener." "Wow, that's enough to sedate an elephant. No...
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Idiotica
"You tell that attorney that I don't know what he's talking about. I came up with the totally unique idea of red soles many unspecified years ago. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to head back to...
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When life gets tough,
sometimes all you need is Joe Gorga wearing a string bikini.* *and by tough, I mean American-style tough. As in, "Oh shit, I have to brave Target and the liquor store this weekend?" and "I don't...
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Stop calling him Maurice, you bitch
Yeah I'm talkin' to you, Kim. Who do you think you're fooling? "Maurice" is a man with a discolored tooth and smeary glasses who lives in a basement apartment with dry cat food sprinkled on the...
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